Alunnesche I put in this post all the famous phrases spoken by me and my classmates during the questions, I suggest you read because you do sbellicare laughter ...
"What is the first historical novel?
- La Divina Commedia!" [Valentina]
"Why has the Canadian four walls?
- For 4 inputs each!" [I]
"meet-me alone" [Luke C.]
"What shape is India?
-has the shape of an island" [Valentina]
"-Don Rodrigo was a priest!" [I]
"What is a gene?
-cleaning!" [Michael]
"-The gene is the sex of a person" [Antonella]
"What is the most famous painting by Picasso?
-La Gioconda" [Michael]
"What corresponded landing of Garibaldi in Sicily?
-the slave trade!" [Valentina]
"What is the cost the Florentine?
-The meat of mad cow!" [Michael]
"What can 'get at the liquid from beets?
-Coffee!" [Michael]
"Why the rainforest is an evergreen?
-Why it never rains! "[Antonella]
" Because the U.S. was already in the first world war "economically"?
-Why was the competition! "[Laura]
" The flute-I work every day ... "[Michael]
" Guys, remember that tomorrow is Halloween!
-Oh, yes; Cards professor, tomorrow is her birthday! "[Michael]
" What is a tripod?
-A little horse ...
Oh, no: a grasshopper "[Michael]
And those of the teachers (anonymous, of course )....
"-L 'India is further down the equator! "
"-I Baboons are an African people!"
And with that I greet you and invite you to comment, even putting your bullshit ...
Regards,
Ahab