Alunnesche  I put in this post all the famous phrases spoken by me and my classmates during the questions, I suggest you read because you do sbellicare laughter ...  
 "What is the first historical novel? 
 - La Divina Commedia!" [Valentina]  
 "Why has the Canadian four walls? 
 - For 4 inputs each!" [I]  
 "meet-me alone" [Luke C.]  
 "What shape is India? 
-has the shape of an island" [Valentina]  
 "-Don Rodrigo was a priest!" [I]  
 "What is a gene? 
-cleaning!" [Michael]  
 "-The gene is the sex of a person" [Antonella]  
 "What is the most famous painting by Picasso? 
-La Gioconda" [Michael]  
 "What corresponded landing of Garibaldi in Sicily? 
-the slave trade!" [Valentina]  
 "What is the cost the Florentine? 
-The meat of mad cow!" [Michael]  
 "What can 'get at the liquid from beets? 
-Coffee!" [Michael]  
 "Why the rainforest is an evergreen? 
-Why it never rains! "[Antonella]  
" Because the U.S. was already in the first world war "economically"? 
-Why was the competition! "[Laura]  
" The flute-I work every day ... "[Michael]  
" Guys, remember that tomorrow is Halloween! 
-Oh, yes; Cards professor, tomorrow is her birthday! "[Michael]  
" What is a tripod? 
-A little horse ... 
 Oh, no: a grasshopper "[Michael]   
 And those of the teachers (anonymous, of course )....  
"-L 'India is further down the equator! "  
 "-I Baboons are an African people!"    
 And with that I greet you and invite you to comment, even putting your bullshit ...  
 Regards, 
 Ahab